Anonymous asked:

Me: *standing at my register*

Customer: Where should I go?

Me, sick of this stupid question: Where I am.

Customer: Here? *starts putting her stuff on the register next to mine*

Me: No, here. Where I am standing.


WHYYYYY ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING DUMB?

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Anonymous asked:

A pox on the head of every coworker who complains or even mentions "how slow" the day seems, because EVERY TIME it happens, we get slammed. And I know we're not the only ones who suffer this curse.

If anyone who reads this ever has the passing thought, "Wow it's slow today/tonight", in the future...keep it to yourself.

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